Archive for June, 2007
Learn the Real Deal
Yet another. I guess that has become one of my catch phrases. But it fits. Yet another one of the internet marketing packages that are aimed at people who have already tried internet marketing and failed.
If you fall into this category, you are supposed to come away thinking the following:
Yes, I do feel cheated by other Ebook sellers. They told me a bunch of lies and falsified claims and paid people for testimonials. But this guy knows. Obviously he tried the other guys’ systems and came away feeling the way I feel and he validates what I felt. Therefore this system has to work. He found a way to do it that the gurus never tell you because it would take away from their cash flow. So, I will buy this book.
Get Traffic Now
I don’t know why I didn’t think of this. I could charge $50 to submit people sites to search engines. I have the software to make it happen in about ten minutes, from submission to shiny submission report. But who worries about the search engines? They usually find you after you get enough links to your site. And if you don’t have any links then submission to search engines does no good any way.
Don’t worry about search engine submissions. That’s not where you are going to get traffic from. Worry about optimizing your site and getting links to it and the spiders will find you.
You Too Can Learn Jedi Mind Tricks
Secrets To Hypnosis, Qigong & Meditation
Some new products are straight out of the back of comic books that I read when I was a kid. Proof that the same things get sold over and over now matter what day and age it is. I expect to find free Xray specs with every purchase.
But hey, you don’t need super mind powers to deal with the average person. Have you seen what passes for average now?
Chopper-Tattoo
Generic. In my book that’s not a good word. Normal. Another bad one. Average. The same.
I took an ex-girlfriend into a tattoo parlor once and she picked a design from the wall. My thought was: “You are going to pay $200 for this tattoo, sit there for hours, and live with it the rest of your life after you spent ten minutes browsing a wall.”
At least this site gives you more variety and time to choose.